What a "pretty" mess. It's even on the wood of the table. Of the $1200 dining room table.
The culprit tried to use a towel to clean up.
Obviously, the towel didn't work.
The bottles are empty....
Meet the culprit, trying to look innocent.
Didn't she do a fabulous job on her arms and legs?
I bet that those shirt stains come right out ..... yeah.
It splattered on the walls.
Oh yay ... It's on my carpet too.
Yup ... on the carpet and walls.
This would be a beautiful handprint, had it been on CONSTRUCTION PAPER.
Yeah, she's nothing if not thorough.
This does not include the dining room chair, couch, wool coat, or front door.
All I wanted was 10 minutes to finish blow-drying my hair while she watched tv. This is what it got me.
oh boy! I was frustrated with my fluorescent green dog vomit stain on my beautiful carpet, till we had to put her down two weeks ago after 11 years shared. Now, I walk past the stain and think of it differently. I do hope the paint comes off for you, though if it doesn't, I hope too it will bring you joy to know there are "cattle in the stalls" for the time being and all too quickly they fly the coop. I don't mean to make light, I know it is frustrating to say the least when you work so hard to have nice things. I feel your pain. Hang in there! I just started reading your blog the last couple of months and enjoy your sharing and have prayed for your family as your husband is deployed.
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